I've kissed alot of frogs......

and still have not found my prince charming........

Boy-frog #1: Jerry

Yrs. dated: 2 1/2

Problem: He drank every single

day, Did coke, shrooms, acid, crank

and weed almost everyday, cheated

once, was an angry person.

Boy-frog #2: Ryan

Yrs. dated: 3 1/2

Problem: He was very mentally

abusive, he called me fat alot, if I

gained 5 lbs he would ask if I'm lett-

ing myself go (ex. I weighed 95 lbs

when I met him ,after a year of dat-

ing ,I weighed 100 lbs! He thought

that was fat!) , If I had second help-

ings, he would call me a pig, He went

to strip clubs all the time and had a

huge collection of porno mags.

Boy-frog #3: Adam

Yrs. dated: 1

Problem: He cheated,was very

angry all the time, he would break some-

thing of mine every fight we got in,

was jealous of my cat and would

throw her across the room, accused

me of cheating on him!

Boy-frog #4: Jake

Yrs. dated: 2

Problem: He had no license, no

sense of responsibility, I was more

like his mommy than his girlfriend,

He called me crazy all the time

(ummm....he was the crazy one!) ,

He had no respect for my things and

broke alot of my stuff (Things that

had alot of personal value to me),

He was jealous of my cats( I can't

help loving my kitties cuz they love me so much!)

I did nothing wrong to him and he was just mean.

I asked him why he was so mean to me and he just

said, "because you are the spawn of satan and your

evil!" (ummm...what? that is mean!) ,Then he carved

into my t.v. with a knife, "F**k u whore" ( I am not a

whore!)

Hopefully I don't have to kiss alot more frogs to find my prince charming! I don't know ! Maybe it is me?

I think that I am a very nice, trustworthy person, I stay faithful to everyone I love. I love my family and family is very important to me! I also love my pets. They have an unconditional love for me and that puts me in a really good mood.

So where do I find these boys (note: i said boys! )?

Maybe I just get into the relationship too fast! I need to find myself before finding another boy-frog. Then who knows maybe one will come hopping to me!